1) Been the leader of the Rangers?  

  2) Gotten her own series?  

  3) Been in a movie?  

  4) Her own real house in Toontown (not a shack over the Go Coaster?)  

  5) Never been in "Dirty Rotten Diapers?"  

  6) Not been made to embarrass herself in "Shell Shocked?"  

  7) Not said "They're so cute!" all the time in CDRR Comic?  

  8) Been excluded entirely from CDRR Comic #14? (Let's go save Gadget, and play the heroes, while she calls people overstuffed blowhards! Whee!)  

  9) Been allowed to dance in the series?  

  10) Been portrayed as computer-literate?  

  11) Told Chip where to stuff it when he said she should hit on Rat Capone?  

  12) Gotten a little PUBLICITY?!  

  13) Been drawn better throughout the series?  

  14) Not been the rescuee in the Rescue Rangers 1 game for Nintendo?  

  15) Been allowed normal sleepwear (I mean, modest, yes, but lace cutting off her her circulation at the ankles... she looked like an upright vacuum with Victorian trim.)  

  16) Been mentioned in the RR theme song?  

  17) Not been referred to as "the shy, feminine Gadget" in Disney News?  

  18) Been on embroidered shirts?  

  19) Not been carrying the gun in the "ultraclassic" RR group pose?  

  20) A middle name?  

  21) ...something scientifical-like? (Gadget Algorithm Hackwrench.. nah.)  

  22) Chip's respect?  

  23) ...to the point where he grovels at her feet?  

  24) Her own theme song?  

  25) Sung?  

  26) ...on the Disney Afternoon album?  

  27) Consumed less machine oil; it's not too good for mice?  

  28) Had a competently designed walkaround costume?  

  29) Hosted "Raw Toonage?"  

  30) Written a book?  

  31) Destroyed more stuff?  

  32) Been the mayor of Toontown?  

  33) Been allowed to eat on camera more than twice?  

  34) Had just one experience that made her grin? (Liz Kalter pictures don't count.)  

  35) Been in Disney 20 Questions?  

  36) Gotten a roller coaster with less that a 60:1 wait-ride time ratio?  

  37) Gotten more cool wild takes?  

Do you think Gadget should have been rendered, by Disney, for purchase... 

  38) ...in computer 3-D?  

  39) ...in porcelain? (drool)  

  40) ...in bronze? (drool more)  

  41) ...in a collector's plate? (pardon me, I have to rob a bank now  

  42) ...in a deluxe home video with lithographs of conceptual sketches, two compact discs, and the words to the Koo Koo Cola theme in calligraphy on a sheet of bark to display, plus Tad Stones' personal blessing?  

 43) ...in a watch? (Ideally, I think, see-through with Gadget silkscreened on the face and tooled goggles down deep purple leather bands. Oh yeah.)  

 44) ...in a Grolier Christmas ornament?  

 45) ...in large plush?  

 46) ...in frozen dessert?  

 47) ...in (on) underwear, by herself? (cough)  

 48) Does it really torque you off that all this stuff was never done?  

 49) Have you ever searched for the word "gadget" on the Internet?  

 50) Can you think of another thing done to, or not done for, Gadget that annoys you?  

 51) ...five things?  

 52) ...ten things?  

 53) ...fifteen things?  

 54) ...things you cannot count?  

 55) ...things you cannot express?  

 56) Of all the RR villains, do you hate Capone the most?  

 57) Do you feel strongly one way or the other about Gadget erotica (or are you actually taking the time to sort out your opinion?)  

 58) ...If yes, you do feel strongly, and you like it, is it because it's the only Gadget stuff you can get; 
...If yes, you do feel strongly, and you hate it, is it because you feel it subverts what is independant, individual and respected in Gadget (read: feminist); 
...If no, you don't feel strongly, is it because Gadg is Gadg and it must therefore all be holy?  

 59) Do you hate the word... Inspector ?  

 60) ...take another point if you shuddered or cringed.  
 

 62) ...with correct body language?  

 63) Can you shrug exactly like Gadget? (forearms away from the body, palms up)  

 64) Can you say "hmidunno" with perfect inflection?  

 65) Can you say "actually" perfectly? (lingering first syllable- optional soft "well" before it: "wlA- chally." The same pattern is in hmidunno.  

 66) Can you dance like Gadget (once) did?  

 67) When you drive, do you imagine the wind whistling through your ears?  

 68) Do you dress casually?  

 69) ...would you go to weddings in work clothes if you could?  

 70) Have you ever been nicknamed Gadget, had a pseudonym/handle of Gadget, etc.? (Titles containing Gadget or references to her definitely count.)  

 71) Is the opposite sex okay as long as they don't disturb you while you're working?  

 72) Do you feel best when barefoot?  

 73) Do you have an aversion to cosmetics?  

 74) Does awful stuff happen to you whenever you wear a dress?  

 75) Is everything better with blueprints?  
 

 Did ya ever notice... 

 76) Gadget does the repair work and Monty does the cooking?  

 77) ...because Gadget's cooking is biohazardous?  

 78) The Encyclopedia of Walt Disney Characters (?) calls Gadget RR's greatest success?  

 79) Gadget herself said those were overalls? (Overall overalls, or the the other kind...?)  

 80) She never looks bad in the morning? (Sure... Disney shields us...)  
 

The Oblivious section measures feelings toward Gadget. If you say, "For deity's sake, it's just a cartoon!!" you may skip this section. Now please measure, if you will, your propensity toward Gadget. 

 We'll make this simple: If you want her children, use subsection A.  
If you are not into mice or simply respect her, use subsection B.  

Be forewarned that no answer is wrong, but A will be more popular. 
 

 81) Would you welcome Gadget into your home?  

 82) ...afterward, would you welcome her out of other things?  

 83) Do you fantasize about her?  

 84) Have you tasted machine oil?  

 85) Do you think Chip hasn't got a chance?  

 86) Are you single because nobody is Gadgish enough?  

 87) Do you want to be in the Ranger Wing when it breaks down?  

 88) Do you stay up nights thinking about a sleek tail curled round you?  

 89) Do you have an object fetish? (you can take this as a pun, yes.)  

 90) Have you hurt yourself reacting to the red dress? (i.e. Oh- Owwwwwwww.)  

 91) Does fur feel nice?  

 92) Do you see yourself alone in ancient ruins with Gadget?  

 93) Are you certain you could make Gadget forget all her troubles?  
 

 82) ...as a sister?  

 83) Do you fantasize that you are her?  

 84) Have you tasted machine oil?  

 85) Do you think Chip hasn't got a clue?  

 86) Are you single because nobody can stand your obsession?  

 87) Do you want to take the Ranger Wing out on the sky and see who's boss?  

 88) Do you stay up nights on the Web looking for just one new Gadget page?  

 89) Are you a hardware jock?  

 90) Have you hurt yourself reacting to the red dress? (i.e. WHAT? Why, those- [BONK!] Owwwwwwww.)  

 91) Can you sympathize with the problems associated with fur?  

 92) Do you see yourself ruining buildings with Gadget? (ka-BLAM! We're tied!)   

 93) Are you worried that Gadget carries lingering traces of grief?  
 

 94) If you feel like looking over the section you did not choose, can you answer yes to at least one of the questions in it?  

 95) Are you now just a hair concerned about yourself- if nothing else, your social life?  
 

 97) Do you have a collection of Gadget stuff?  

 98) Are you sorely tempted to name your kids some synonym of "doodad"?  

 99) Can you prove your gadgetism in ways yet unmentioned?  

 100) Have you ever, in your chosen form, asked Gadget be blessed?